There's a Canadian at school

Who thinks that Math is really cool

And for some reason we don't understand

He gives the most damn homework in the land

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Pre-chorus

And having made this comment,

It's easier to see

Why Anthony's only friend

Is a TI-83

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He loses girlfriends fast

It's no wonder they don't last

When all that he can talk about

Are integrals and cast

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Pre-chorus

Chorus

We heard he's the captain of the running team.

Let's see if this'll make him run

If he hears what we've been singing

And how we've been making fun

Of his TI-83

Of his TI-83

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He has nightmares about infinity

And the Mandelbrot Theory

They drive him crazy all day long

So there's Prozac in his tea

Pre-chorus

Chorus

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This is the life of Tony Panontin

And his beloved

TI-83