I Wish I Was As Cool As Marty

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Do you know who’s too cool for you?

I do, and his name is Marty

I got him to sign my right shoe

I bet his life’s a fucking party

He’s all too cool for you

With his shiny converses and medium blond hair

And I bet you haven’t met his crew

God, I wish I was as cool as Marty

Well the thing is that he’s so cool

That when it’s hot, he creates thunder

And I don’t have to get out of the pool

Just because there’s no lightning

So, if you want to know of someone cool

This isn’t meant to be racy

That you should really try, when you’re out of school

To meet Marty Casey