How to make a Sydney:

What you’ll need:

A whole lotta love.

A pinch of morbid.

Half a cup of bass.

Several pints of writing.

As much drawing as you’d like.

A family.

Half a caffeine pill.

Steps:

Throw all ingredients together, and toss in over at 56949578 C. Bake for 3 min, then serve on a bun.

Serves one.