Good Riddance

You say we broke up
because I liked you
more than you
liked me
(yeah right)

I know you were planning
to go after her
I heard
(from two reliable sources)
about that tap
on the shoulder,
that huge smile
you gave her
after breaking up
with me

You never stopped
liking her
all along,
right?

You know that banquet
your friend invited you to?
The one where you got
to bring a guest?
The one where
you didn't want me to come
because you knew
I wouldn't have fun?
The one you were going
to invite her to?
(just as friends,
you said)

Now you don't have
to choose

She's got a boyfriend,
and I will never
go with you

Look at what you get
for messing with
my emotions

Good riddance,
Jackass

Written 4/6/06. On the day that would have been the two-month anniversary. To Jackass, Jr: you got what you asked for.