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Complain, Complain!
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ScarletDreamer PM
"I'm that girl who will drive you insane..."
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 04-08-06 - id: 2149320
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I'm that girl who will drive you insane
Because all I do is complain, complain
If you lend me your ear, as generous as you please
I'll fill it up with negative thoughts that won't cease
If you give me your heart, or open up to me
I'll yell right back, "GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY!"
I've got issues, it's true, I can't stand being alone
And yet when I'm alone, I'm so happy on my own
But then there are times when I just want to go mad
When I feel I have no friends and I want them so bad!
There are times when I feel I am nothing but a bore
Nothing but a ding-a-ling, a kook, a snore!
Oh, woes is me! Can't you even SEE?!
I'm soooo unhappy, and living in melancholy!
I'm just so bored, my life is so boring
I need your hand to keep me from snoring!
I need your ever and utmost attention
Or else I may end up back in detention!
Oh, PLEASE don't let them do that to me!
I've been a good girl, I promise, and I ALWAYS WILL BE!!

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Author's Note: This is a little diddy/ poem I wrote one day while bored out of my mind. :)

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