who who who

goes the fat owl man with mustard dripping down his white shirt

he says, ill give you the best lesson in human humor ever

wanna see something funny?!?!
punches a bum in the teeth

wanna hear something funny?!?!
"IF you pull my finger, not only will i fart, but a pigeon will take a shit on that fat bitch's head. I dare you to try it...."
"....o wait, that's a man with manboobs, four inch heels in a miniskirt with tacky makeup..."

unfortunately, he never finished his little tirade

he got shot in the head by a psycho dyke feminist named mary (i wanna shoot andy warhol too you fuckin slut)