A Man Lives in My TV Set

A man lives in my TV set,

He won’t just go away,

He sits in there and talks to me,

He talks and talks all day.

A man lives in my TV set,

When the TV’s on he’s there,

I told my dad about him, but

He just laughed and said beware!

A man lives in my TV set,

I don’t know what to do,

Everyone thinks I’m crazy,

But I know it’s true.

A man lives in my TV set,

He is old and he is weird,

He is very very talkative,

And he wants to grow a beard.

A man lives in my TV set,

He is fat and he is lazy,

He sits in there and talks all day,

I think that man is crazy.

A man lives in my TV set,

He just appeared there one day,

I don’t know how he got there,

But I want him to go away.

A man lives in my TV set,

That is now a fact,

He says he cannot leave,

But I know it’s just an act.