yo mama:

Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mcdonalds and me..."

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows

Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she doesn't need a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack! I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!
Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide

Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell

Yo Mamma so ugly she makes Saddam Hussein look like J Lo

your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.

Your mama's like 711, she's open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and sometimes you get a free slushie.

Yo mamas so stupid...

I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

she invented a silent car alarm.
she married your dad.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
she wears a shirt that reads "T-h-n-x -to- H-u-k-t -on- F-o-n-e-x"

Yo mama's so poor...

burglars break into her home and leave money.

she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry

...lol...

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and crushed it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat ,when she jumps, she gets stuck in air

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!