No doubt you heard of the Easter bunny. A fluffy, kind fellow who loves children and works with chickens that lay chocolate eggs? Or possibly a creature made up by parents and the Hallmark company? Well let me tell you, the Easter bunny is in fact real, but you don’t know him like I do. The Easter bunny was in no way the fluffy, adorable creature in children’s stories, but one of the most unruly and troublesome rabbits ever to hop the earth. My name is Robert Cottontail, and I am going to tell you the REAL story of the Easter bunny.