Used Car

I sit with a sign hanging for my neck,

“Free test rides” it reads.

I’ve got low mileage,

Just enough to be broken in.

There have been a few problems,

But now I’m stronger then before.

So won’t you take me for a ride?

I’m sure that it will be fun.

Just stick in the key

Start me, fuel me,

I’ll take you anywhere your heart desires.