Japanese soda,

The vile drink,

Who could indulge,

In this bile-bringing thing?

To all who drink it,

I call you now,

You can drink it,

I ask you how?

So sickly sweet,

So horridly horrible,

How can you drink,

This liquid unendurable?

So shortly put,

I must surmise,

Japanese soda,

Is an evil enterprise.