One. He-Man vs Conan.

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MSN session started on: Monday, April 17th, 2006.

Participants: Flawlessly Evil, Møsh.

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16:58:22
Møsh: hahahahaha there’s a movie theather there, right? So, when I go there we can go to the movies.

16:59:03
Flawlessly Evil: hum can be, but I’m already warning you that I’m kinda annoying when I watch movies. I talk a lot.

16:59:15
Møsh: then I’ll just hit you and it’s cool

17:00:05
Flawlessly Evil: gasp. how violent!!

17:00:48
Flawlessly Evil: but it’s true, I’m very annoying when it’s about movies. I hate people that say ‘oh there’s no problem to arrive late, you only miss the previews’ it stresses me out sooo much. 50 per cent of the fun ARE the previews!!

17:01:14
Møsh: I have to agree with that... i like to always get there very early to get a nice seat... and watch the previews

17:05:44
Flawlessly Evil: ah my god! Something very malignant happened with my media player!!

17:05:56
Møsh: why?

17:06:37
Flawlessly Evil: first, it stopped playing my songs out of the blue. The names would get all reddie ad it didn’t play. So I deleted everything from my media player to add back later and it froze!

17:06:39
Flawlessly Evil: so scary

17:07:04
Møsh: wow... mister bill gates got fed up with your songs

17:07:45
Flawlessly Evil: ah i’m scared! Oh it’s back to normal again! Yay!

17:07:54
Flawlessly Evil: hum how is your band called again?

17:07:57
Møsh: ahuahuuhahuau there ya go... mister bill gates the benevolent

17:08:03
Møsh: mono vs. stereo, y?

17:08:09
Flawlessly Evil: cause i’d forgotten it

17:08:25
Flawlessly Evil: ahhh have i told you what would be my band’s name if i ever got a band?

17:09:41
Møsh: no! How’d it be?

17:10:24
Flawlessly Evil: ah wait up, i have to find where I wrote it down.

17:11:04
Møsh: uhahuauhauhauhauhahuahuauhauhuh

17:11:05
Møsh: ok

17:11:09
Flawlessly Evil: to be honest with you, there are many names... i haven’t picked out a final one yet

17:11:16
Møsh: hummm there’s a little list?

17:12:31
Flawlessly Evil: yeah yeah, i’m preventing it in case i have more than one band so i already got many names.

17:12:41
Møsh: good one... smart girl

17:12:46
Flawlessly Evil : hum do you know a band named anberlin?

17:12:58
Møsh: OBVIOUSLY!

17:13:00
Møsh: fucking good band

17:13:08
Møsh: the first cd wasn’t very good, but the last one is fucking awesome

17:13:33
Flawlessly Evil: hum i don’t even know a lot. It hasn’t been a long time since i first heard of them. I only have four songs or something like that

17:13:51
Møsh: shit get the entire album soon

17:14:28
Flawlessly Evil: hum i'll get it. i forget. there are too many bands that i need to download.

17:14:44
Møsh: make another list

17:16:19
Flawlessly Evil: no i found it already!

17:16:31
Flawlessly Evil: wait another list of what?

17:16:44
Møsh: list of bands whose songs you need to get

17:17:03
Flawlessly Evil: ahh no that one i already have i only add the bands in the end of the list so it takes some time until i get to them

17:17:14
Flawlessly Evil: i found the list with the names of my bands!

17:17:17
Møsh: send it

17:17:56
Flawlessly Evil: Taste of Thumbs, Minute

17:18:05
Flawlessly Evil s: gahhh wait i pressed enter in accident

17:18:07
Møsh: minute cool

17:18:17
Flawlessly Evil: gah it's tacky. the whole name is Minute Mayhem

17:18:31
Møsh: ah i thought just minute was cool

17:19:09
Flawlessly Evil: haha really? i didn't like it. but i think there's a band with that name already

17:19:21
Møsh: ah probably

17:20:14
Flawlessly Evil: got it i'll type again

17:20:19
Møsh: k

17:22:24
Flawlessly Evil: Taste of Thumbs, Minute Mayhem, Suicidal Sheep, Scalegs Jane, Dirty Esthel, Sick Mudpie Conspiracy, Reversing Cleo, Intellectual Slut, Bloody Vestment, Princess Importance of Beauty and Misery, The Blue Teacher, Wicked Desert, Castle of Chaos, The Unholy Dutchess, Wicked Wickedness, Bowl of Day, Duke of Writings

17:27:37
Flawlessly Evil: many bands.

17:35:50
Møsh: Suicidal Sheep

17:36:06
Møsh: but those bands have names that are too metal for my liking

17:36:49
Flawlessly Evil: really? they are such cute names!

17:38:13
Møsh: geez i thought they were kinda evil

17:38:13
Møsh: uhahuahuahuauha

17:38:24
Møsh: like not the own meaning but the fonetic

17:38:36
Flawlessly Evil: ahn... dunno hadn't even thought

17:38:40
Flawlessly Evil: which one did you like the most?

17:39:09
Møsh: Reversing Cleo although there's a band named Letters To Cleo

17:39:40
Flawlessly Evil: yeah that's what I thought after I thought of that name.

17:39:53
Flawlessly Evil: i have to think of another name, there's cleo already

17:40:40
Møsh: reversing shena

17:40:40
Møsh: uhauhahuahuauhauha

17:40:46
Flawlessly Evil: HAHA

17:40:48
Flawlessly Evil : seriously

17:40:52
Flawlessly Evil: what kind of name is that?

17:41:04
Møsh: shena?

17:41:13
Flawlessly Evil: yeah

17:41:14
Møsh: or xena

17:41:21
Møsh: uhauhahuauh there was that stupid show xena the warrior

17:41:27
Flawlessly Evil: the warrior princess

17:41:28
Møsh: that the actress was homo

17:41:30
Møsh: hahahaha

17:41:35
Flawlessly Evil: haha i was watching it the other day!

17:41:42
Flawlessly Evil: lucy lawless isn't gay. is she?

17:41:43
Møsh: stupid

17:41:47
Møsh: yeah

17:41:50
Møsh: out in the open.

17:41:55
Flawlessly Evil: wow the slowest. i didn't know! ahah

17:42:42
Flawlessly Evil: i loved xena when i was a child! then i watched it these days and was wondering how i could like that. they'd never let her waltz around with that mini dress of hers!

17:43:24
Møsh: yes it was ridiculous

17:43:34
Møsh: but it was fun... like conan... conan... it was awesome... but you watch it today and it cracks you up

17:44:03
Flawlessly Evil: and what about those squeals? haha horrible hum no huh. i always detested conan. but i liked the new adventures of hercules. which are super stupid too.

17:44:20
Møsh: ahhhh stop ... conan was the man... super special effects...

17:44:39
Flawlessly Evil: wow imagine that! he was too tacky! and I used to like lots of tacky!

17:44:51
Flawlessly Evil: conan's dream was to be he-man but he didn't have the looks

17:46:28
Møsh: that's absurd!!

17:46:38
Møsh: uhahuahuaha he-man was a major faggot... conan was STRAIGHT!

17:47:36
Flawlessly Evil: he-man was NOT gay! he even had an incestous affair with she-ra! not to mention he hooked up with that friend of his too! conan was j.e.a.l.o.u.s. !

17:48:49
Møsh: hooked up nothing...the guy had a fearful tiger that transformed into the almighty cat? that's a drag's name!

17:50:10
Flawlessly Evil: the cat really was gay, but he-man wasn't! he was a player! but he was discreet, that's wahy jealous people (like conan) used to say he was gay, but he would surely beat conan any day

17:51:18
Møsh: i challenge now a combat playoff best of 7 between conan and he-man... and conan didn't need the magical word to get potent... he was naturally super strong... whereas he-man, besides needing sexual affirmartion (look the name... he-man!) he still was a big faggot that needed an extreme makeover to get strong

17:51:21
Møsh: conan them!

17:51:55
Flawlessly Evil: ahhhh whatever! he-man had STYLE! conan didn't know about things!

17:52:18
Møsh: homo style

17:52:30
Møsh: conan the barbarian, look at the guy's name

17:52:33
Møsh: he scared!

17:52:59
Flawlessly Evil: ah i'm not going to discuss with you. there are people that can't face the truth!

17:53:10
Møsh: huahuahuahuahuauh looooooser you can't give arguments! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

17:53:12
Møsh: hahuahuauhauhauhauhuha

17:54:14
Flawlessly Evil: ah imagine that, i feel sorry for these people that live in denial. i won't say anything.

17:54:29
Flawlessly Evil: besides I don't even remember conan all that well

17:54:53
Møsh: see?? you're discussing without even knowing the other part. you are a loser, be gone!

17:55:25
Flawlessly Evil: I KNOW THAT STUPID CONAN FAIRY!! i only don't remember as much of him as I remember he-man

17:55:34
Møsh: you

17:55:37
Møsh: don't

17:55:38
Møsh: know

17:55:43
Møsh: Flawlessly Evil says: besides I don't even remember conan all that well

17:55:46
Møsh: end of discussion

17:56:01
Flawlessly Evil: wow and i'm the one that's the loser... hum

17:56:29
Møsh: you publicly admitted you're unprepared from the informational point of view to discusss about the two fighters...

17:57:24
Flawlessly Evil: i'm totally ready, it's not my fault that conan isn't a memorable character!

17:59:20
Flawlessly Evil: conan was horrible.

17:59:23
Møsh: you are unpreapared. if this was american idol you'd be executed

17:59:36
Møsh: you don't know how to appreciate a rustic visual

17:59:41
Møsh: your cosmopolitan from hell!

17:59:45
Flawlessly Evil: gahh the people in american idols don't know any shit either

17:59:55
Møsh: ahuahuahuauhauhhahuahuauha

18:01:06
Flawlessly Evil: it's true i bet that simon is tacky and yet is there talking shit about everyone. and paula abdul?? who is paula abdul nowadays? if she still had hits like before maybe she would be able to talk but... she only sucks up to the singers that are slightly cuter than the bunch of monkey-ass-faced contestants.

18:01:41
Møsh: look at he-man. what's that bikini? and that pink shirt?

18:01:59
Møsh: FAGGOT

18:02:00
Flawlessly Evil: oh yeah, because conan's fashion was so much better anyway.

18:02:11
Møsh: pink shirt with a colant underneath it.

18:02:12
Møsh: kill yourself

18:03:03
Flawlessly Evil: he-man didn't care about wearing pink clothes because he was a person that was totally secure of his HETEROSSEXUALITY and didn't worry about what other people could think of him. unlike conan, who still wanted to be known as a barbarian - like being a barbarian was a lot.

18:03:43
Flawlessly Evil: besides everyone knows that the pink shirt was nothing more than a subliminar strategy to attract the attention of the female audience, because later on would come she-ra.

18:03:45
Møsh: well in relation to the name I can't say anything about he-man... that name is the epitome of sexual insecurity...

18:03:54
Møsh: and she-ra was on before

18:03:55
Møsh: ha!

18:04:45
Møsh: and what do you have to say about this evident kissing scene between he-man and his mentor!

18:05:00
Møsh: another old closet homossexual

18:05:15
Flawlessly Evil: he-man is from 1983. she-ra is from 1985.

18:05:38
Møsh: the pink shirt episode is from 1987.

18:07:05
Flawlessly Evil: that was not an erotic kiss. in the middle east men walk around hand in hand and kiss each other on the face without any problems!

18:07:59
Møsh: that WAS an erotic kiss and the following scenes were only cut because the american society went crazy about the torrid scenes of he-man and his mentor in castle Breyskull's tub

18:08:07
Møsh: i''m ashamed for even citing such a fact

18:08:35
Flawlessly Evil: what are the proofs you have of that? it's all intrigues of the opposition!

18:09:09
Møsh: you hadn't been born on that time... there was a massive burn of files on global scale to exterminate cabal proofs that he-man was the greatest faggot of history in the world

18:10:21
Flawlessly Evil: oh i know, it's very easy for you to say that the fault is mine for not being born yet. you take advantage of the date differences to create false facts without precedence

18:10:59
Møsh: it's your fault for not researching and looking for theoretical foundation before discussing and vomiting your trashy talk... miss will you please inform yourself next time you come discuss with me, ok?

18:12:33
Flawlessly Evil: oh sure, or else conan the barbarian will torment my sleep... he'll show up with his barbarian fashion of his...

18:13:30
Møsh: exactly you caught the spirit now... conan was not a barbarian because he was a savage animal... he was the stupend barbarian, sensational, cool...

18:15:42
Flawlessly Evil: ah you are distorting my words. i meant barbarian in the perjorative meaning of the world.

18:15:52
Møsh: hahahahah enough

18:16:40
Flawlessly Evil: haha okk