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Simple Plan.

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MSN session started on: Thursday, April 07th, 2005.
Participants: Flawlessly Evil, Like Butter.

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18:29:30
Like Butter: omfg i cant believe youre on!

18:29:49
Like Butter: you went dead you fuck crazy bitch

18:30:09
Flawlessly Evil: Hello, darling!

18:30:17
Flawlessly Evil: Yeah, I know. Sorry about that, just got huge amounts of homework and extra stuff to do. Hate it all though.

18:30:21
Flawlessly Evil: So, what are you doing this weekend?

18:31:02
Like Butter: nothing. I’M SCREWED with a motherfucking capital S! I HAVE TO STUDY SO FUCKING MUCH!

18:31:32
Like Butter: i’m failing, like, a thousand subjects. but we’re having a long weekend this week because of the day off and i don’t give a rat’s ass but i’m not opening a single freakin book. I swear it.

18:31:34
Flawlessly Evil: Go you! That's all I've got to say.

18:31:45
Like Butter: maybe we could do something something. Wtacha think?

18:31:58
Flawlessly Evil: ‘watcha’ if you’re gonna spell it wrong, do it right.

18:32:10
Like Butter: you’re such a freaking nerd ¬ ¬

18:32:19
Flawlessly Evil: Or so I was told. I just like writing things correctly!

18:33:26
Like Butter: if you came over we could, like, take pictures. Make a photo shoot.

18:33:44
Like Butter: i’ve got new hair to show off!

18:33:57
Like Butter: speaking of pictures, can you do me a favor?

18:34:12
Flawlessly Evil: Ok, I'll send you the naked Tom Welling picture AGAIN.

18:34:39
Like Butter: oh, that’d be nice, but, actually, it’s about your Myspace.

18:34:43
Flawlessly Evil: What about it?

18:34:59
Like Butter: take me off from the pictures in your album i hate them hahahaha

18:35:06
Flawlessly Evil: Sure, which one?

18:35:12
Like Butter: all of them.

18:35:19
Flawlessly Evil: Uh, what?

18:35:26
Flawlessly Evil: All of them?

18:35:28
Like Butter: yep

18:35:31
Flawlessly Evil: Are you sure?

18:35:33
Like Butter: yes ¬ ¬

18:35:38
Flawlessly Evil: But all of them?

18:35:43
Like Butter: ALL OF THEM WITH NO EXCEPTIONS!

18:35:51
Like Butter: and, while you’re at it, change the profile pic too

18:35:58
Like Butter: i’m tired of those corny sunglasses.

18:36:30
Flawlessly Evil: You said they were cool! Because of the purple lenses.

18:37:00
Like Butter: yeah, but they get corny after being there for 34654189 thousand years

18:37:21
Flawlessly Evil: Ok. I’ll change them later.

18:37:30
Like Butter. FUCKING SHIT DO IT NOW CRAP!!

18:37:43
Flawlessly Evil: Geez, chill. Fine, I’ll do it. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.

18:37:55
Like Butter: thanks, love you, hun!

18:38:03
Like Butter: changing the subject now... i’m utterly, completely, devastatingly crazy about the guys in Simple Plan. I can’t even focus anymore!!

18:38:15
Like Butter: i only realized now how fucking hott they are hahaha

18:38:33
Like Butter: we really really really really need to go to Canada some time hahahha

18:38:39
Like Butter: some time .s.o.o.n. !

18:39:12
Flawlessly Evil: Oh yeah, because the odds of meeting them are something like 1 in a million

18:39:21
Flawlessly Evil: Besides, Seb’s the only even remotely ‘hott’ one. The others are so...

18:38:45
Flawlessly Evil: ... Bleh...

18:39:41
Like Butter: OMFG!! you WILL burn in hell for saying such blasphemy!

18:40:03
Flawlessly Evil: I hear the devil’s pretty cool. They have raging parties and lots of sex there.

18:40:27
Like Butter: oh, shit, you’ll probably love it then. never mind. Lol

18:40:34
Like Butter: I LOBE GUYS WITH MOHAWKS!! HAHAHAHHA

18:41:09
Flawlessly Evil: ... What?

18:41:25
Like Butter: oops, I meant to type LOVE-

18:41:36
Flawlessly Evil: The guys in Simple Plan don't even have real mohawks.

18:41:42
Flawlessly Evil: Cutting the sides short and spiking up the rest does not count.

18:42:13
Like Butter: whatever. hater.

18:42:41
Like Butter: HAHAHAHA THE DUDE IN WELCOME TO MY LIFE FUCK ISNT HE THE DUDE FROM THE PACIFIER?! HE IS A HOT PIECE OF MEAT

18:43:11
Flawlessly Evil: I don’t think so.

18:43:20
Like Butter: YOU DONT THINK HES HOTT?

18:43:38
Flawlessly Evil: I don’t think he’s the kid in the video.

18:43:47
Like Butter: oh, okay then.

18:43:54
Like Butter: so, you do think he’s hott?

18:44:56
Flawlessly Evil: Uh... Nope.