A/N: This came out of nowhere, but I love it. The title might be reworked, I'm not sure. Constructive criticism only, please. You get what you give, and all that. ;) Thanks for reading!

Chocolate solves everything.
We decided this
A long time ago,
But it became more prevalent
When I got my first period.
You feel like shit?
Eat chocolate.
Nothing's going your way?
Eat chocolate.
It makes you feel better;
There are chemicals
That do it.
But it's really just
The melting
And the talking,
The letting go
And giving in
That makes you feel amazing.
Chocolate solves everything.