Grow Up

Maybe someone

Could tell me what’s going on here.

So I’m not caught between

The “he’s an asshole who can’t take anything seriously,”

And the “she’s so over dramatic and pretentious.”

Because it’s hard to take sides

When you have no clue what’s happening

And you thing

It wouldn’t hurt him to shut up and stop goofing off for a while

And she does have a tendency to over do it sometimes.

Maybe it would be better

If they both shut their mouths

And stopped acting

Like five-year-olds.