Author: subito video PM
An assortment of things not to say...Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 04-28-06 - id: 2163326
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Never say to someone who's pessimistic and depressed
"You look good today in that dress"
Because they will think you meant
That without it they look horrible.
That this place sucks
Because they will agree wholeheartedly
And never let it go.
To just calm down
Because to calm down they need to strangle and hit and pinch and poke
And their victim will be you.
Just how badly the words did flow
Because they just might become very cross
And inform you it was written by Robert Frost.
That they're lazy and useless and don't get anything done
Because they will blow up in your face, or else just give up
And you will then be forever branded by them as a jerk.
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