I Hate My Printer

I hate my stupid printer
I hate it so much
I think that this printer
Has gone out to lunch

I want to print out something
And it just won’t do its job
No matter what I say or do
It won’t flinch under a mob

I tried to print out my homework
It hummed but didn’t print
I don’t know how to fix it
Maybe in it there’s some lint

So I have to use the other printer
It prints out all my stuff
Too bad, stupid printer that won’t work
I just outsmarted your bluff

Of course I have to outsmart it
It’s a printer and doesn’t have a mind
But it gets me so frustrated
I clench my teeth and grind

I hate my stupid printer
I hate it so much
But at least I have another printer
That hasn’t gone out to lunch

A/N: Yeah, it’s retarded. But I’m mad at one of my printers right now, which won’t print. It’s rebelling against me. It’s on strike. So I use the other printer.