A/N: I had to write a poem for English with a certain amount of requirements. I got an A with this one so I thought I would share.

The Farmer and The Cow

I watched that cow run down the street
T'was afraid it become the dinner meat
And with a lasso in me hand,
I chased that cow across the land.

With spots as dark as the midnight sky,
It ran,
And Lumbered,
And stumbled on by.
And me with a lasso in me hand,
Continued to chase it across the land.

Run,
Run,
Run away old cow.
Moo with sorrow and graze around
And me with a lasso in me hand,
Will continue to chase you across the land.

That lucky cow, it's forever gone.
Frolicking happily on me neighbor's lawn.
And now with this lasso in me hand,
I'll chase me down a slab of ham.