One morning me and my friend Isabel decided to go to school early. We went down to the gym to pay a good old visit to our gym teachers Mr. Zaya and Mr. Hiltz. When we got down there Mr. Zaya told us that Mr. Hiltz was not there yet for some peculiar reason. So me and Isabel decided to go back upstairs. When we got up there who should we run into but the famous Chris Rivera. We were all like “howdy Chris!” and he was all like “hi” He asked us to go over his house after school and we said yes. So then all of a sudden Mickey came barreling over and asked us if we wanted to play Russian Invaders with him. We gave him an awful look but decided to play nonetheless. So we were all barreling around the 7th grade hallway pretending to be James Bond when the annoying ass bell wrung for us to go to homeroom. So we came around the corner of the 7th grade hallway and who should we see coming in the front door but Mr. Hiltz. He was like “Hola Ashley, hola Isabel. Como estas?” We gave him an awful look and said “please don’t speak to us in Espanol Mr. Hiltz” He got all sad and started crying and then went off somewhere so he could find Mr. Zaya. So me and Isabel were walking up the stairs when all of a sudden Frank went tumbling down the stairs and couldn’t get up. Everyone pointed and laughed at him and nobody helped him up. So as we were proceeding to homeroom we saw Ms. Quackenbush and she was wearing a duck suit. I looked at her and asked “Why in the hell are you wearing a duck suit?” She started honking and chasing us. We got scared so we ran into Mr. Ohlson’s room. Ms. Quackenbush ran in following us and Mr. Ohlson clubbed her over the head. She got knocked out and fell on the floor. “Well that takes care of that problem” Mr. Ohlson said.