"If there Is a God, He's fucking insane. There's no way a being can make some of the things he's made, and not be insane."

"Like what? The platypus?"

"Yes, but worse. I can think of… three things that survive off another creature's blood."

"Three? And what are they, pray tell?"

"Well, leeches for one. And Vampire bats. And Mosquitoes, too."

"Actually, Mosquitoes really eat grass, they just –"

"No, I don't want to hear it. They suck my blood for their babies then, don't they? Now, what sane… ANYTHING could think up shit like that?"

"I see… but I'm not going to disagree with you, you're obviously very concerned."

"I'm not concerned, I'm pissed off!"

"… Ah… Mormon's again?"

"No, they don't come 'round my house anymore."

"Jehovah Witnesses, then?"

"Yeah, the crazy, Bible-lugging freaks. I swear, I shut the door, and they preach at the fucking wood."

"Heh. Well, you could always draw an upside-down cross on your door, in blood."

"What blood? The fucking mosquitoes took it all."