The Legend of Chum Chum Fiddle-sticks and Her Merry Crew

Gather round you children of cheer and

Take a look upon this tale, the tale of

One woman, with an awkward name and

Her friendly pawns of chaos.

There once was a girl, innocent as new

Fallen snow who was bothered by a

Terrible knight, she fretted and feared

His delusions of Grandeur.

She called out to a magical song

To grant her safety. To her

Surprise, she received no answer,

And for a time feared the future.

But from the heavens, a beautiful sound

Echoed from the clouds. And down

Descended the warrior, Chum Chum

And her second, Athena the Grandest.

The girl danced for joy while the two

Greatest of warriors gathered their weapons.

Chum Chum, or C.C. to those who are close

Created an attack plan as Athena, readied their weapons.

To both, Athena prepared words of iron, and wits

Of steel to defend their new friend’s

Honor against the knight, and the two

Warriors knew, exactly how to use the weapons of lore.

It took only minuets for the two to fight the knight,

The girl laughed with glee. The Knight

Was left defeated and weak in the knees

For he was foolish, and didn’t know that the two were warriors of

Words, and skilled in their art.

The battle was a bit one sided its true, the two fem fatal warriors

Were stronger of will than the prickish man. The heroes of

This tale have only one lesson to teach: keep your friends safe

And defeat fiends with speech.