Dead Decoy, Internets, Day 1

Hello there, Internetopia.

Still alive.

Sort of.

Dead Decoy, Internets, Day 2

I’ve almost forgotten about this aborted fetus of boredom and personal experiences, but now I’m back. In black.

Really, it’s a nice tux. Was once worn by Bill Clinton.

Wonder what it was so cheap.

Dead Decoy, Internets, Day 3

Hey, sugar frosting!

Dead Decoy, Internets, Day 4

That wasn’t sugar. :(

Dead Decoy, Internets, Day 5

Anyways, I’m developing a sequel to this, about the rise of civilizations with their respective leaders. Prepare to laugh.

Or have homicidal tendencies toward me. Whichever comes first.

Dead Decoy, Internets, Day 6

Consider this a filler chapter until I can refill my funny. I’ve written comedy so long that I’m simply incapable of writing anything remotely serious anymore.

Dead Decoy, Internets, Day 7

Oh, you might be wondering why each entry takes a day to write.

I’ve been kidnapped by some Luxembourgian midgets. They let me get on the computer once a day.

Send help.