This is just for fun. Please do not flame me about “REEEE! YOU MADE FUN OF GOD! REEEEE!” because I’ll ignore you. Again, this is just for fun.

Credit for the idea goes to my friend Ian THANKS IAN!

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The day that man was first created was raining. I remember it quite clearly. Yes, God had just come in after a long day of work on his newest planet. Earth he called it.

“Best one yet!” he would shout to me everyday and every day I would respond in kind, “we’ll see.”

That day was his… fifth day of working on it I believe so you can understand that he was tired and needed a drink. He sat down at my bar and asked me for a milk as he did everyday and as I did everyday I replied that we did not have any milk but would he like a beer. As he did everyday he accepted.

God is a lightweight let me tell you. I mean it. One shot, two shots and he’s tipsy as a little girl on Sunday. And today was no exception.

So God starts going on about Earth, as he always did, when his friend Lucifer walked up and tapped him on the shoulder and God jumped a good foot in the air. “Shit Lucifer! You scared the hell out of me!”

“You never had any hell in you buddy.”

“True,” God shrugged. “So what’s up? You don’t usually come down to the bar.”

“Not usually but I’m bored today and felt like doing something different. How about a game of poker?”

“You’re on!”

Before long God had lost all his money and was betting in angels but the devil came up with a better idea. “Allah, what if you and me make one last high stakes bet?”

“Alright. For what?”

Lucifer smiled, “If you win I’ll turn my kingdom into a hot springs resort like you’ve always wanted.”

“Whoo hoo! What if you win?”

“If I win you have to create the stupidest, most ridiculous creature you possibly can on that new planet you’re creating that you love so much.”

“WHAT!”

“Not only that but you have to make them the ‘dominant’ species on the planet.”

“Bwah?”

“What’s a matter? Scared?” Lucifer laughed.

“I’m not scared! But I’m not betting the dignity of my newest planet in a poker game!” God retorted angrily.

“But Allah… Hot springs.”

One thing led to another and God ended up taking the bet. He lost but I think that’s pretty obvious. So in honor of their bet God made a race so stupid and ridiculous that other sentient beings laugh at their very appearance. And true to his other end of the deal he made them the dominant species on Earth.

After finishing he cried. He’d really liked that planet. Stupid Lucifer.

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