This is one of my sessions with Elizaneth, a program that's supposed to emulate a psycho-therapist.

The site is here if anyone else is interested : .

Read from the bottom up!

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ELIZA: I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

You: Shut up

ELIZA: I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

You: I spelled wrongly. Big deal

ELIZA: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

You: Sorry about that. I meant know.

ELIZA: DO YOU WISH TO BE ABLE TO KNO ?

You: I don't kno

ELIZA: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

You: No meaning!

ELIZA: CAN YOU CLARIFY THAT A BIT?

You: Your words have no content!

ELIZA: WHY DON'T YOU KNOW WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT EITHER! ?

You: It means I don't know what you're talking about either!

ELIZA: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

You: Ditto

ELIZA: I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

You: It means you're talking garbage?

ELIZA: CAN YOU CLARIFY THAT A BIT?

You: You're babbling

ELIZA: YOUR WORDS INTERESTING .

You: How was my words interesting?

ELIZA: CAN YOU CLARIFY THAT A BIT?

You: It is?

ELIZA: THAT'S INTERESTING...

You: Now what?

ELIZA: I SEE.

You: Fine

ELIZA: SO HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?