He wears clear mesh shirts to match his old retainer,
And still you think nothing's going on.
He has a feaux-hawk and cherry boots and is that eyeliner?
Well it's late I better be moving on.

You say he's just,
Metrosexual and slow with the ladies,
And the chick flicks are a sign that he cares.
Well the DVD's in his closet,
Tell a different story,
But from now on I'm staying away from there.

Your new boyfriend, he thinks I'm a stud,
And even if that may be true I think you've got a problem coming.
Your new boyfriend thinks I'm a stud,
I'm not trying to get back together, in fact I kinda think it's funny.

He waves his hand in every single direction,
As he talks about Will and Grace.
He says that his old lover may have had an infection,
But honestly I think you're safe.

You say he's just,
A good dresser with a taste for the theatre,
And the guy friends are for Sunday football.
Well I'm sure that they'd be interested,
In parts of that sentence,
But I'm not gonna go there at all.

Your new boyfriend, he thinks I'm a stud,
And even though he's probably right you might have a heartbreak coming.
Your new boyfriend thinks I'm a stud,
I'm not trying to get back together, but you might want some different loving.

I'm not trying to delate you,
This isn't 'cause I hate you,
There's just one thing that I have to say.
Your new boyfriend thinks I'm a stud,
And I think your new boyfriend's gay.

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