Author's Note: Miss and Anne are both gay males, so don't take offense to anything. This is a skit from my comedy trio; we are called "Miss Anne Thropic". This is a skit where Miss is on drugs, and Anne is sadly stuck with him. You can check out the skit on our MySpace, but it won't be up until tomorrow. Check my page on here under news to see when I tell you you can check it out..that is if you want to. Our style is mostly improv, orskits; this was randomly recorded and we wrote down what we wanted; sothis is the finished product. Our slogan is "We are three gay men who love comedy; therefore we are Oprah Winfrey." Enjoy.

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Miss -- How many days are in a year, Anne?

Anne -- 365

Miss -- No, that's a lie. You are a lying sack of gay crap.

Anne -- What? It's 365.

Miss -- Bull. Shit. Don't play with me. Don't toy with my mind, don't do that. Don't do voodoo on my doodoo.

Anne -- What?! What the hell are you talking about?

Miss -- What?..

Anne -- ..What?

Miss -- ..I'm on drugs, I don't know about you.

Anne -- That's amazing.

Miss -- What? No, I don't like green jello covered with acorns.

Anne -- Nothing I said even sounded remotely like that.

Miss -- I'm not Katherine Hepburn.

Anne -- I never said you were!

Miss -- Oh, you're such a bitch!

Anne -- Would you like for me to refer to you as Katherine Hepburn?

Miss -- No, I would not like that.

Anne -- Then what?

Miss -- What?

Anne -- ..Two words: Kill yourself.

Miss -- No no, I don't like cheese.

Anne -- I'm sorry for assuming you like cheese, because that's exactly what I did.

Miss -- Apology not accepted. You owe me fifty quadrillion dollars.

Anne -- That's not even an amount.

Miss -- It is in my world.

Anne -- What's your world called?

Miss -- It's called..I am the ruler of every living thing land.

Anne -- You really are on drugs, aren't you?

Miss -- Yes, I like hugs.

Anne -- Drugs.

Miss -- I don't like bugs.

Anne -- Drugs!

Miss -- I already said I like hugs!

Anne -- Drugs, drugs!

Miss -- Yeah; I'm on drugs.

Anne -- Thought so.

Miss -- Shut up.

Anne -- What?

Miss -- Shut it. The hole in your mouth that moves, close it. Or..I'm going to stab you in the face with an eraser that is sharpened irresponsibly for no apparent reason that looks like a fish.

Anne -- That made absolutely no sense.

Miss -- I like bolgna and elephants with orange balloons flying across the sky in a sychronized manor going: "LA LA LA"

Anne -- I'm going to leave now, Miss. Have a good day.

Miss -- I am gay, thanks for noticing.

Anne -- I said nothing to that extent at all.

Miss -- I do want you to touch my balls.

Anne -- ..Get off the drugs.

Miss -- Drugs aren't good for you, Anne. I'm shocked that you inhale little midgets with magic fairy dust for drugs..that's outlawed in 95 states.

Anne -- ..You should be outlawed in 95 states.

Miss -- Haha..that was a funny joke. The black guy has a big penis..I get it.

Anne -- ...Wow.

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