Boy Ode 1

He didnt k(no)w she wuz

Da best thing that ever

Ever, ever

Happened to him

He liked her scent and how she laughed with all her teeth

And her big black eyes rolled and her toes curled

And he wanted her so bad

But we don’t date fat chicks here

EXIT please.

Go back to your superficial land mine and woo sticky instead

Bub.

Boy Ode 2

Hey ! Hey ! I’m over here

Meet my eyes please, when I’m talking to you

Are you listening

No, no, not when (ur) eyes are filled with

ASS big ‘nd booti-ful.

Wanna taste that lucid, girly flesh

Round and peach

Don’t ignore me.

Her under(wear) SIZE is small

Mine is a stretched medi « um, »

Dont stutter.

Bitch.

Boy Ode 3

Oh.

They luuuuuuve u.

With your washbored abs and candy apple biceps

And your crazy ‘lectik BLU

Stoner eyes

Your words sound like fuzzy music

Broken radio waves

A tiny orgasmic vocal quake

That makes me pant

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease !

Boyo

Talk to me.