I have this little light

Its very small and white

And every time I think or talk

My light glows nice and bright

I have this little mound

Its very large and round

But every time I want to speak

My mound makes such sweet sound

I have this little hole

That’s fastened to a pole

And every time I get real mad

I cause my hole to blow

I used to be real sad

Without a mom or dad

But when I learned to live and grow

I then became real glad!

I used to have a friend

We’d split and share and lend

But when my friend thought I was bad

I brought him to his end

Their anger sloshed and swirled

And all their strength unfurled

But now I made them go away

So now I rule the world!