A/N: Don’t worry. If this does not seem like a story yet, it will be, just you see....

The Grand Advisor

The Advisor is a complicated job with a heavy burden on the back. The advisor gives the ruler some help on what to do in a rather sticky situation. The advisor has to be smart, resourceful, and quite flexible at times. Again, this advisor has none of the talents that was just mentioned. I’d like to introduce you to Batsentrubschwar.

The Batsentrubschwar is of a gigantic form and has little beady eyes, a lumpy , round nose and saggy lips. Her normal uniform is a big lion skin robe. Only the best for the grand advisor.

In her eventful past the Batsentrubschwar was an offering to the god of meat and drink. The legend says that she escaped the offering by being SO hungry that she chewed through the ropes that bound her. She than hid behind a big tree to escape. After that, she spend most of her child into the wilderness until she was taken in by the royal family and then later was made the grand advisor.