THE LEGACY OF SHONEN!

Eh could have been a better title…oh well

Um I guess this story is rated g

Ahem good day and hello, this is the story of a person’s legacy and their impact on the world he lives in. Shall I get started? Yes I should, very well then. There once was a boy name shonen. He lived in a village, I don’t know where in god’s name it’s at, so any way this village was peaceful because no one knew where it was. Until one day some American named Tai pai lee came looking for a artifact known as the statue of haru. Haru is a old folk legend hero….or something like that. It is claimed to be that he defeated some dragon by the name of something. Ahem any way Tai pai lee entered the village. He destroyed it for no apparent reason and stole the artifact in which he will make money off of it. Shonen, who was cutting down trees and destroying forests for the sake of his village’s warmth, was shocked to find his village in flames. He later commented on this by saying “wow I am like shocked and all from this experience”. You should be young shonen. Well I guess this should do for a introduction. Oh well……shonen is now at a new village seeking allies to help him kill the one who destroyed his village. Why he needs allies to take down one person is beyond my pitiful mind.

“I am seeking allies to help me combat the person who destroyed my village” shouted shonen

“Shut the hell up im trying to bath old people” responded a farmer

“Wow your job sucks, anyway I seek help from a strong random person of this village”

“Well my job does suck and I am in need of a divorce from my wife which has nothing to do with your problems, yes I shall help you combat this random person who came and destroyed your village” said a farmer.

“What shall I call you?”

“You shall call me…..a farmer” said a farmer.

And so a farmer and shonen then left to a different village to find a swordsman, for no apparent reason. I guess there looking for a swordsman to make them look more serious about the matter at hand….or something like that.

Will shonen and a farmer find the swordsmen they are looking for? Will I ever learn how to make a interesting story. Find out next time or not. Until next time …..Good bye and cha!