Well good evening there! This is God! Yes this might seem very controversial and to be honest…..I hope it is. The moment you have been waiting for. We are going to look back at Shonen’s past in the next chapter so in this chapter you may see some kick mass ass attacks. Ha I am kidding actually this is the last chapter of the Tai Pai Lee saga! The next saga is a secret and the only way to find out is to read this chapter! The battle between good and bad and ugly will commence in 10,9,8,7,6,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0,-1,-2

The ultimate battle between the good and the bad and the ugly

Shonen vs. Tai Pai Lee vs. A farmer!

“Hey you damn you guys I don’t look that bad” shouted A farmer

“…….Fuck you!” said God

“Gasp! We can’t have language like that used in this story. Children might read this story because it has Shonen in it and to answer everyone’s question I was not named after Shonen jump you stupid bastards! But in fact I was named after my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson! Now commence the fighting!”

And so it had begun. The bloodiest battle the world has ever had the privilege to view. Jesus Christ looks at all this violence. It’s so damn gruesome. Ah man I wish all of you could see this battle. Goodness gracious look at all of that blood from their swords clash. This fight is brought to you by God and J’s pizzeria! If you want competitive prices and the taste of the heavens in every single bite then come on down!

It would seem that the fight has stopped! A fucking mouse with electricity coming out of his balls has appeared on the field!

“Pika bitch” said Pikachu!

What the fuck is going on here? This is the last time I broadcast from Japan….dumb Asian mother fuckers!

“I am Ass Mustard and my dream is to become a pokemon master! I have traveled across this land, searching far and wide. These pokemon need to understand the power that’s inside….my penis!”

“Alright stop with all the penis references please, I believe there are little children around age 35 that read this okay and they don’t want to see this shit” Said….the old man! Yay he is back for this one time only

“I’ll beat the hell out of that mouse and shove a lightning rod up it’s ass. But now that I think about it…..evolution fucked up somewhere along the line when it made that weird ass mouse….I mean come on…..electricity popping out its balls…that’s just wrong.” Said Shonen

Pikachu fires an attack at shonen and shonen dodges the attack and now it appears he has a pokeball in his hand!

“Bob Dole….I choose you!”

“Bob Dole, Bob Dole!”

“Bob Dole uses your Bob Dole attack!”

“Bob Dole, Bob Dole!”

It appears Bob Dole is now running for president again and has lost….was that the attack? Either way Pikachu has just won the election for president and so far his presidency is going great. But wait! Pikachu is getting impeached for having sexual relationships with Misty! Good heavens and now some guy name George fire bush has became elected….son of a bitch Bob Dole, that attack has put hell on us all!

“Bob Dole, Bob Dole!”

(And now for the guess that pokemon section of the chapter! Who’s that pokemon? It’s Hitler! “Jews, Jews”)

But wait who is that descending from the heavens? No it can’t be. It’s the heavenly father-Chuck Norris and he brought his son the wrestler Rodney Piper Christ!

“I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…..and I’m all out of gum…..and I didn’t bring a condom…..and I got my ass kicked by Hulk Hogan…..and I’m not wearing any panties under my skirt……and I haven’t won a heavy-weight championship in my entire life…….go Scotland!” said Piper

Wait it appears Tai Pai Lee is calling someone!

“This story is fucked up now and I am calling you guys because some other random bastards have appeared out of no where and pretty much fucked up this story. I don’t even know who the fuck I am fighting anymore. Just get down here so we can take care of Shonen!”

No! It’s….its ….team rocket!

“If you’re looking for trouble than go fuck yourself” said…team rocket

“Jesse coughs up blood”

“James humping Jesse”

“Yee slaw” said some fucked up talking cat

“I’ll take you all on” Said Shonen pulling out his sword

Jesse uses her kiss of herpes to distract shonen while James is still humping her while at the same time the cat is coughing up, what it appears to be Cindy Lauper cds

“Big Mac Attack” Said Shonen while peeing on Bill Clinton

Shonen has just launched an attack that has sent team rocket into outer space where they died instantly and their bodies ‘were destroyed upon arrival into the atmosphere

“Now it’s just you and me and the man with no name” Said Shonen….reaching for his gun

“Let this be our final battle!”

Western music is being played

“Wah wah wah” Said Clint Eastwood

(Shonen quickly pulled out his gun and shot Tai Pai Lee)

“Fuck…..I have been shot…..how can a god be killed by a mortal…….how Jesus were you killed by those damn Romans…..oh and why did that Shonen shoot me…bastard!”

(Tai Pai Lee is dead)

“It is finally over…..now I may rest in peace” Said Shonen walking out into the distance

It not over yet….look…..John Lennon has appeared!

“Sorry I’m late lads….I was fighting zombies.”

“Quite alright Mr. Lennon…I was about to die of old age” Said the old man

“Yeah and I was about to switch over to the good side” Said a farmer

“Well lads…are you ready for your next adventure?”

“Got that right John….together we shall defeat any obstacle!” Said Shonen

“Good…because now you must go and search for Bill Gates and defeat him in mortal Combat while I fight Paul McCartney….together those bastards are un-defeated….but if we work together…we’ll defeat them!”

“Yeah!” Said everybody

And so our heroes have finally ridden the world of Tai Pai Lee and are off to the next adventure. But can they defeat a billionaire and a ex-Beatle? Will legacy of shonen ever get a spin-off story? Will I ever learn how to write a more compelling and interesting story without having to cut into random bull shit that has completely taken over this story? Will a farmer stay good? Will I ever return the panties that I stole from Rowdy Pipper? All these questions and more will be answered once NASA gets off their asses and go to the moon…until next time…cha!