I was never one for fairy tales
Goldilocks was my only favorite
Character

(I related to her because we both
Were selfish and greedy, pretty
And cute with golden tresses)

I grew up to become a bitch
(and unfortunately, proud of it)

Maybe if I had of been read
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
I would’ve treated you better

I’m s o r r y,
For making fun of you,
I’m sorry,
For diminishing your self esteem,

Oh, God,
You have no idea how fucking sorry I am,

We looked exactly the same
(except you were thirty pounds heavier)

I’m s o r r y,
For being so superficial