BIPOLAR-MAN GT
APPOINTMENT ONE: REM Sleep

The night was deafening with the loudest silence anyone had ever heard. None could sleep, for the silence's noise was too much.
The silence was then brutally murdered by the plot jumping out its apartment window, shouting “GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD,” before getting shot by an old man on the fourth floor of the building (who was having a really terrible argument with his wife--the old man was single) and landing with a crunch on somebody's car, setting the alarm off. Just as it looked like the plot was dead, it ceased living.
In retrospect, the death of the plot may have proven beneficial to this story, as the plot was a mere eight characters long.
Coincidentally or not, a man stood on the roof of this apartment building, surveying the city before him. This man would be the one to destroy this city, for he had a power too terrible to control. He was a man all would soon come to fear. He was: The Poncho.

“Can't-sleep-endless-silence!” Bipolar-man muttered to himself in his sleep. “Can't-sleep-endless-silence! Can't-sleep-endless-silence! Can't-sleep-endless-silence! Can't-sleep-endless-silence...”
Suddenly he shot out of bed and raced into Fred's room. Grabbing an all-too-convenient air horn, he blasted the murdered corpse of the silence. Oh, and Fred woke up.
“WHY DO YOU DO THIS EVERY MORNING?!” Fred yelled.
“Because the silence was brutally murdered by the plot jumping out its apartment window, shouting “GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD,” before getting shot by an old man on the fourth floor of the building (who was having a really terrible argument with his wife--the old man was single) and landing with a crunch on somebody's car, setting the alarm off. Just as it looked like the plot was dead, it ceased living!” Bipolar-man explained.
Fred blinked before responding. “What the f-”
AIR HORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Why?! Why?!” Fred cried as Bipolar-man went back to his own room.
Fred did not sleep well that night. Every time he almost fell asleep, AIR HORN!!!!!!!!!!!!! would blare out, waking Fred and only Fred. Fred eventually discovered that I.A.D. was outside his window in his airboat (The U.S.S. Gravity) shouting AIR HORN!!!!!!!!!!!!! whenever fred almost fell asleep. After a ferocious berating, I.A.D. sailed away, mumbling something about rising oil prices.
Unfortunately for Fred, this was one of his better nights. It's not easy being unpopular...