35 POUNDS

Must've been something in the water
that made me feel I had something to offer you
I don't make a lot of money
don't make a lot of noise
don't have a lot of prestige
don't have a lot of toys

Gained 35 pounds
and what have I got
a hole in my heart and
a stomach in knots

I'm begging like a steam train
I've been praying to take the big pain away
don't think I'm very handsome
don't think I'm very funny
don't make a lot of difference
don't make a lot of money

But I'm crazy about you

Gained 35 pounds
now what have I got
a whole lot of nothing
that's all that I got

Must've been something in the water