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Do you know
What Superman’s weakness
Was?
I’m sure you are
Thinking
Kryptonite.
Wrong!
It was Overconfidence.
I mean, with all those powers,
It’s hard not to think you’re indestructible.
So, this is how it happened.
Superman was walking along
Fifth and Main
When he slipped on a banana peel.
Because he didn’t see it.
He wasn’t looking at his feet.
He had his eyes on the sky
Yearning to take flight.
So, with his head in the clouds
And not on the ground,
He slipped and fell.
Who would have ever thought
That Superman could have been defeated
By a Banana?
He certainly didn’t, and now look where he is.
Drinking out of a straw and forever cursed
With an irreversible fear of
Fruit.