|SuperheroesI mean Superheroines!
Author: Abbriella PM
4 girls become superheroes...how will the world survive? Rating because they are potty mouths.Rated: Fiction M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 07-01-06 - id: 2203678
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Author's Note: I blame watching Sky High so many times in the last couple of days, as well as watching Bravo's Superheroes, Villians and Vixens. I swear I'm not on crack. This is somewhat related to Surviving College, but not really. Ultimately it is set after that story, and this will more than likely never be a part of it. It's just the same characters from Surviving College. You in no way need to read that to get this. Oh, and the rating is related to the fact that the girls have dirty mouths.
Superheroes…I Mean Superheroines!
"Wait, wait, wait," Aidan looked at the strangely dressed man. "Are you telling me that we are now superheroes?"
"Yes, I believe I've already made that clear," replied the strange man, who consequently had a British accent.
"You gotta be fucking kidding me!" Mackenzie burst out.
"Cool," Evelyn said.
"Cool?" Aidan asked. "You freak about being arrested, but this is cool?"
"Hey, we don't have to be worried about being arrested anymore," Annabelle stated with glee.
"Shut up Anna!" Aidan turned to the strange British man. "Ok Giles, what's the deal here?"
"Giles?" he asked.
"Ignore her, Buffy reference. Answer her question," Mackenzie jumped in.
"You girls are now superheroes is what the deal is."
"So superheroes are real?"
"Well, they're usually born, but some have been known to acquire powers."
"Wow, like Sky High," Annabelle remarked. Aidan laughed.
"That explains it," she said. The others turned to her. "I'm dreaming, and this is the result of watching so much Sky High."
"And here you thought it would result in steamy sex dreams with Warren Peace literally 'lighting' up the screen," Mackenzie said.
"Hey! You…'ve got a point."
"Wait," Evelyn stepped in on the conversation. "How did we 'acquire' our powers?" The other girls nodded to her question.
"You really don't know?" the man asked. At the blank stares he received in response, he explained. "Thos that acquire their powers, other than from naturally being born with them, usually acquire them from having been exposed to some form of radiation."
"I told you drinking and wandering around by the Nuclear Power Plant was dangerous!" Evelyn accused her friends.
"Oh relax," Aidan told her. "I lived in Byron for almost all my life and I've never 'acquired powers' before now."
"Yes, but obviously something changed," the man interjected.
"Yeah, and what's that," Aidan asked.
"Anything strange happen to you girls the last time you were in this Byron town?" he asked.
"Yeah! We drank and stumbled around the base of a nuclear power plant!" Evelyn shouted.
"We did not!" Aidan countered.
"Well then I remember more than you do!" Evelyn shouted back.
"Bullshit! I have a higher constitution than you!"
"And I wasn't the one passing out and asking people if I was sideways. Not to mention I didn't get into any losing battles with hanging plants!" Aidan gave Evelyn a funny look.
"Ok Evie, you remember more than I do."
"That hanging plant totally kicked your ass," Annabelle stated from her position in the corner of the room.
"And getting back to the point," Mackenzie said.
"You girls were hanging out around a nuclear power plant?" the man asked in utter astonishment.
"Do you really think we could get close to a nuclear power plant without getting arrested?" Mackenzie asked him.
"Yep, remember more than you as well, Mac," Evelyn stated.
"Are you out of your fucking mind?!" Mackenzie turned on Evelyn. "There's no way!"
"Well, we did," Evelyn responded.
"Um, guys?" Aidan asked. They turned to her. "What day was that 'little' leak at the power plant?" They all stopped and considered. "They announced a small leak and a quick containment at the power plant the day after our little drinking escapade if I remember correctly."
"Yeah," Evelyn said, nodding in sudden agreement.
"And what did they say caused the leak?" Mackenzie asked, also beginning to remember.
"They said that someone broke onto the property unbeknownst to the security and tried to dig a hole," Aidan began to fully remember. "They broke through a tiny part of the containment of the radiation…SHIT!" Mackenzie, Aidan, and Evelyn looked at Annabelle.
"What?" Annabelle asked at their looks.
"You were going to dig a hole to China!"
"Oh yeah." The other three girls glared at her. "What?! Hey, it was Mac and Dani's idea!"
"That's right!" Evelyn shouted. "It was!"
"Oh don't start," Mackenzie said. "You're just as much to blame."
"You let us drink!"
Evelyn's shoulders dropped. "Ok, yeah, my fault." The four turned back to the man. He held his head in his hands, and his face showed a look of great pain.
"You are telling me that you broke onto the property of a nuclear power plant, whilst you were drunk, and proceeded to dig a hole?"
"You all are morons."
"Hey buddy, we've got superpowers now, so watch yourself."
"I can't believe that despite your stupidity I still have to ask if you would like to come to our school."
"You have a school? Dude, this is so Sky High," Annabelle bounced in place with joy.
"No, it's not like Sky High. To begin with, we're not located in the sky. And we only allow you to attend to learn the basics of powers and keeping them hidden. Not to mention we will not take you as a student if you initially plan to use your powers in a detrimental way towards society."
"You wanna give us the break down on this school then?" Aidan asked.
"Well, we'll train you as I stated, and we'll give you names and costumes."
"Ok, he's out of his fucking mind," Aidan said. "Superheroes aren't real, because we would have heard of them if they were."
"Well, you're not far off," the man said.
"The general population does not believe in superheroes because they cannot comprehend the idea. You will mostly end up in the film industry while saving the world on the side. And whilst saving the world, any person that sees you will generally be ushered away by agents of ours to have their memory altered as a precaution of keeping superheroes a secret."
"Wait, so we'll use our powers for good but won't get any credit for it?" Evelyn asked.
"But we get to be in movies?" Mackenzie asked.
"If you wish to be. Most action heroes and stuntmen are superheroes."
"Cool, I love this already," Annabelle said. The four girls looked at each other. They all nodded once to each other and then turned back to the man.
"We're in," Aidan said.
6 Months of Training Later
"You gotta be fucking kidding me!" Aidan's shout could be heard throughout the building.
"Oh, calm down," Mackenzie said.
"Fuck you! Look at me!" Aidan stepped out from behind a Chinese screen. "Why am I always the one with her tits hanging out?"
"Because you have the most?" Annabelle asked.
"That doesn't mean I want them flopping around in my face and for the world to see!"
"They do look pretty damn good though," Mackenzie said appreciatively.
"You have the better body; you let your tits hang out."
"No way, I love this costume."
"You're a big help."
"Hey, don't blame me, I didn't pick it. Giles did."
"I do abhor that you call me that," the man from six months earlier strolled into the girls changing room to assess their outfits. "I have a real name you know."
"Yeah, but I like Giles better," Aidan said.
"What is your problem with the outfit?" he asked with a look of contempt at Aidan.
"Say hello to Bert and Ernie."
"You named your tits Bert and Ernie," Mackenzie asked.
"Yeah, so what?"
"That costume was specifically designed for you."
"Yeah, perfectly designed to make me look like a whore."
"Shut the fuck up Mac!" Aidan turned back to the man. "I want her outfit!"
"No way, I like this outfit."
"Well, I want it."
"Well, you can't have it."
"Give it to me!"
"I said NO!" Aidan reeled her fist back in anger and slammed it into Mackenzie's chest. The other girl flew across the room and hit the opposite wall, leaving a body shaped dent in it.
"You BITCH!" Mackenzie charged back at her, knocking her into the opposite wall. A clash of superpowers ensued.
"Hey, you got any popcorn?" Annabelle asked the man. He only looked at her with disdain.
"This could take awhile, make yourself comfortable," Evelyn said.
"If the fate of the world rested on the two of them," the man said. "We'd all be doomed to hell."