"Hal" Quotes:

“See, if you died "Miller", I’d be really upset… then I’d just PARTY!”

(looking at bag of cheez-its) “… Uh,"Samantha", those’ll make you fat. You better give ‘em to me.”

“Stop punching each other and listen!”

“"Carry", you only say that because you’re a rich white boy! You all are… except for "Biel"… he just eats…”

“That is disgusting and I’M GONNA DO IT!”

“Oh my God, you think?! You deserve a medal!”

“I’ve never done drugs… of any kind… that are illegal…”

“The book’s retarded!”

“Have you ever seen someone’s who’s high? Not YOU, "Miller"!”

(to calculator) “I SAID GIVE ME A FRACTION, NOT A DECIMAL! "Ingred", this is being ridiculous and it’s giving me ridiculous numbers.”

“"Miller", you do drugs! You told me yourself!”

“NO! Let’s NOT do the stupid fraction box thingie!”

"Jason" Quotes

“There are too many words in the dictionary!”

“"Carry", you face is shiny.”

“"Ingred", I think we should pay you for teaching us!”

"Samantha" Quotes

“There’s no ‘v’ in this dictionary.”

“Can Michael Jordan dunk?”

“Walking into a metal pole hurts…”

"Miller" Quotes

“You sell raffle tickets during lunch. You have no life.”

“It was Elmo’s fault!” (we had a stuffed Elmo in our room)

“"Samantha", you’re gonna make 4 pesos in life!”

"Will" Quotes

“Bush wants the chocolate city to be wiped off the face of the map, which is why he asked God to send Katrina.”

“I’m gonna listen to music so I won’t be distracted” 10 minutes later “…This isn’t helping…”

"Ingred" (our teacher) Quotes

""Miller", are you sure you’re going to be appropriate with Elmo?”

"Daniel" Quotes

“You look like a squirrel!”

“"MILLER"! "Jon", look at this kid! He’s wears cargo shorts!”

"Halle" Quotes

“There’s no sound to an ‘h’.”

Group Quotes

"Jason": “You’re illegal in the U.S.!”

"Alex": “You’re illegal in my PANTS!”

"Hal": “Stop thinking about it mathematically, "Ingred"! It’s like religion! God made it that way!”

"Jason": “Shut up, "Hal"!”

"Hal": “"Jason", you should just go pray to Muhammad or something!”

"Janis".: “I am a girl, "Miller".”

"Miller".: “Prove it.”

"Jason": “"Hal", you’re a drug addict.”

"Hal": “Shut up!”

"Miller".: “Hey, "Hal", you’re a drug addict.”

"Hal": “Shut UP! I’m not a drug addict.”

30 minutes later and for the 90 millionth time...

"Daniel": “"Hal", you are such a…”

"Hal": “I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT!”

"Alex": “Hey, "Hal", you’re a drug addict?...”

"Hal": “…”

"Carry": “If you got .73, you’ll succeed in life. It’s that simple.”

"Will": “Yay! I’m going to succeed in life and someday I’ll get a pool full of chocolate pudding!”

"Jesse" (another teacher): “Hey, guys, we’re gonna watch 8 Mile; it’s about a rapper.”

"Janis".: “Isn’t that the one with Tom Hanks?”

"Miller": “Get outta my way!”

"Michelle": “Get outta MY way!”

"Miller".: “Stupid 6th grader!”

"Michelle": “I’m not in 6th GRADE, LOSER!”

"Miller".: “It doesn’t matter! You all look the same!”

"Miller".: “Oh, I am so stupid!”

"Jazz": “Yes you are.”

Me: “Will you just be quiet?!”

"Daniel": “Oh, you wanna fight me?”

Me: “… Ok…”gets up and walks as if she means business

"Daniel": “Oh, shit!” quickly runs under table

"Daniel": “You shut up!”

"Miller".: “No! How ‘bout YOU shut up!”

"May": “How about you ALL just shut up!”