Mary thinks she’s going crazy,
Sure she’s the school shrink,
But she thinks she’s going crazy,
All these kids,
All damn crazy.

Her little stress ball,
It’s feeling the pressure now,
One thumb breaks up Iceland,
Her fingers pulverize the UK,
As she squeezes away.

I’ve got exams miss,
My boyfriends hit me miss,
This school’s like hell miss,
I set Mr Wright on fire miss,
They say we’re crazy miss.

What do I do miss?
I think I’m crazy?
What doesMary say?
She says join the club.
We’re all damn crazy.