There's another chap after this, I'll post it later. This was a cyber sex one I was gonna post earlier on, but I wanted to get some other chaps out, and quite frankly I forgot about this one!

I’m just gonna confuse men into thinking I’m a woman. In this prank I tell them I’m really gay, and it’s so funny. I’m sorry if this seems so non original by now. I loved how this turned out. It gave me more time to talk.

Naw, I knew it was a guy

X8igMunEheVw8x 8:48 P.M.: asl?
Darkit2099 8:49 P.M.: 18/fm/tn
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:49 P.M.: female?
Darkit2099 8:49 P.M.: No, fat male
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:49 P.M.: confusing me with the f and the m
Darkit2099 8:50 P.M.: u?
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:50 P.M.: male
Darkit2099 8:50 P.M.: Sup homie!
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:50 P.M.: not much man
Darkit2099 8:50 P.M.: Fm means fat male right?
Darkit2099 8:50 P.M.: Eh, I hope so
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:50 P.M.: lol

Darkit2099 8:50 P.M.: I'd feel like a horses batoot if it didn't
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:50 P.M.: lol
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:51 P.M.: i didnt know thats what it meant but uh i guess so

Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: u horny? I am
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: Oh wait, your a guy
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: I'm so fuckin' sorry dude
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:51 P.M.: exactly
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: S many IM'n me man
X8igMunEheVw8x 8:51 P.M.: its cool later dude
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: Later man
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: Peace
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: Love
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: triangle

Hahahaha. Was this guy, gay? Oh well, we’re all gay on the inside

Mike05032001 8:48 P.M.: u got a pic
Darkit2099 8:49 P.M.: yeah
ATTENTION 8:49 P.M.: File Transfer canceled or rejected.
Darkit2099 8:49 P.M.: huh?
Mike05032001 8:49 P.M.: sorry try it again
ATTENTION 8:50 P.M.: File Transfer started.
ATTENTION 8:51 P.M.: File Transfer successful.
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: That's me naked
Darkit2099 8:51 P.M.: tee hee!
Mike05032001 8:52 P.M.: k hold on let me c
Darkit2099 8:52 P.M.: ok
Darkit2099 8:53 P.M.: hello?
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: u there?
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: Do I have oompa loompa vibes
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: Is it because you think I'm gay?
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: I never learned how to eat puzz
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: cries
Mike05032001 8:54 P.M.: what kinda picture is that
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: me
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: Do I turn you on?
Mike05032001 8:55 P.M.: u must be straight out tripping i aint gay foo
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: ok
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: Thank god
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: For a minute I thought u was comin' on to me
Mike05032001 signed off at 8:55 P.M.

SYRLAXMAN22 8:52 P.M.: hey
Darkit2099 8:52 P.M.: yolio pastrolio
SYRLAXMAN22 8:53 P.M.: ?
Darkit2099 8:53 P.M.: Oh
Darkit2099 8:53 P.M.: It's just a phrase
Darkit2099 8:53 P.M.: asl
Darkit2099 8:53 P.M.: Horny?
Darkit2099 8:53 P.M.: Hello?
SYRLAXMAN22 8:54 P.M.: oh sry
SYRLAXMAN22 8:54 P.M.: im 20/m/ny
SYRLAXMAN22 8:54 P.M.: and yea im horny
SYRLAXMAN22 8:54 P.M.: u?
Darkit2099 8:54 P.M.: 18/fm/tn
SYRLAXMAN22 8:55 P.M.: r u horny?
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: Wait
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: fm means fat male, right?
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: Oh no!
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: I'm a guy
Darkit2099 8:55 P.M.: But I so wanna cyber with you
Darkit2099 8:56 P.M.: does that make me gay or just vaginal challenged?
Darkit2099 8:56 P.M.: Hello?
Darkit2099 8:56 P.M.: I wrote a poem
Darkit2099 8:57 P.M.: My penis aches for you
It's so true
I love you
IM me please
I'm not really gay you see
I just punk'd you.

Bow wow wow yo yippe yay
Bow wow
SYRLAXMAN22 signed off at 8:57 P.M.

(Impersonates Whitney Houston) And my—y-y-y-y-y-y-y balls ache for uu-u-u-u-u-u-u!

Chipperb96 8:58 P.M.: asl
Darkit2099 8:58 P.M.: 18/fm/TN
Chipperb96 8:59 P.M.: 19 m ny
Chipperb96 8:59 P.M.: u gt pics
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: yeah yeah
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: u?
Chipperb96 8:59 P.M.: yea
Chipperb96 8:59 P.M.: cn u send yurs
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: Yeah
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: I wanna see you
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: My balls ache for you man
Chipperb96 8:59 P.M.: whoa u r a guy
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: yeah
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: Fm means fat male, right?
ATTENTION 8:59 P.M.: File Transfer canceled or rejected.
Darkit2099 8:59 P.M.: It don't?
Chipperb96 9:00 P.M.: idk later man
Darkit2099 9:00 P.M.: Holy fuckin' shit I'm sorry
Chipperb96 9:00 P.M.: i am nt gy
Darkit2099 9:00 P.M.: lol
Darkit2099 9:00 P.M.: I'm a little
Darkit2099 9:00 P.M.: I luv u
Darkit2099 9:00 P.M.: IM me
Darkit2099 9:00 P.M.: sometime
Chipperb96 signed off at 9:00 P.M.

This guy was so scary. I had to abort. This is the first time where I felt like I was just punk’d. This dude is fucking scary!

KSKTRUCKERBOY 9:02 P.M.: hey babe
Darkit2099 9:02 P.M.: oh you
Darkit2099 9:02 P.M.: hello
Darkit2099 9:03 P.M.: (puts finger in mouth)
KSKTRUCKERBOY 9:03 P.M.: you horny?
Darkit2099 9:03 P.M.: I sure am
Darkit2099 9:03 P.M.: Asl
KSKTRUCKERBOY 9:03 P.M.: wanna have phone sex
Darkit2099 9:03 P.M.: Naw, I'm not comfortable with giving out phone numbers
KSKTRUCKERBOY 9:03 P.M.: 21
Darkit2099 9:03 P.M.: I'm an 18/m/TN
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: u?
KSKTRUCKERBOY 9:04 P.M.: what if i give mine
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: Naw
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: Waait, asl again?
KSKTRUCKERBOY 9:04 P.M.: you a male
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: yeah
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: ...
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: Oh shit
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: I'm so sorry man
Darkit2099 9:04 P.M.: I just made a big horses batoot outta myself
Darkit2099 9:05 P.M.: I didn't know you were a male
Darkit2099 9:05 P.M.: sorry!
Darkit2099 9:05 P.M.: BUt we can work past that
Darkit2099 9:05 P.M.: eh...
Darkit2099 9:05 P.M.: Sorry
Darkit2099 9:05 P.M.: I gotta go