Random Conversations Between Myself and My Friends That I Have Grown to Thoroughly Enjoy

Me: God, Jesse is so hot.

Leah: I know…You’re so lucky you get to go see him in concert.

Me: Believe me, I know. I wonder how I can get his attention at the concert.

Leah: I know!

Me: What?

Leah: He loves peanut butter. You should throw a jar of peanut butter on the stage.

Me: That’s awesome. Hey, you know what else I should do?

Leah: What?

Me: Put a piece of paper in the jar that states my name, address, phone number, email address…

Leah: Yeah!

Me and my lovely friend Leah discussing my going to a Jesse McCartney concert.

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Me: Jesse’s a little behind the times!

Me talking to Leah once more about Jesse McCartney, this time it being about how for the longest time he sounded like a girl when he talked (I didn’t say anything about singing. He still sounds like a girl.) and how he didn’t hit puberty until he was older.

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Me: Mr. Flipper Fluff loves you, Ashley!

Ashley: Oh my God.

Me: Oh, come on! You know you love him.

Ashley: No, I don’t.

Kelsie: (Speaking about me) She drew Mr. Flipper Fluff on my folder!

Me and my friends Ashley and Kelsie talking about Mr. Flipper Fluff, a dust bunny that I so named and drew on Kelsie’s folder.

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Tyler: I’m sorry you don’t know what happened to your first love.

My friend Tyler referring to my best friend/boyfriend Paul on AIM one night and I told him about how Paul was such a great friend and how I would probably be in love with him by now if I knew where he was and what happened to him. (See my story “Sweethearts” to read about the whole situation. The story is slightly biographical.)

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Me: My occupation is a professional back flipper.

Me talking to my friend Tyler on AIM one night about what I put as my occupation on Vainspace.

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Me: I was like, “Let’s get some wood and shape them into fake wands. Then in the yearbook we’ll all be pointing them at each other.” Then I realized that we don’t actually HAVE a Harry Potter Club.

Me talking to Tyler on AIM still, this time about the nonexistent Harry Potter Club at our school and how me, Tyler, and my friend Leah (see above convos) would be the only members.

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Me: You’d join if we sent a letter to Emma Watson professing your undying devotion.

Me and Tyler still on AIM talking about how Tyler would join the Harry Potter Club if Leah and I helped him write a letter to Emma Watson.

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Me: I think I went off the deep end.

Ashley: Just a little bit.

Me: Actually, I don’t think I was ever on the deep end to begin with.

Me and Ashley talking on AIM about how I am obsessed with writing and reading stories.

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Ahnni: Hello Schnickelfritz.

Me: Hey Ahnni. I like that name.

Ahnni: You’re the first person to embrace the nickname “Schnickelfritz”!

Me and my awesome friend Ahnnalisa (a.k.a. Ahnni; that’s my nickname for her) discussing how I like the nickname she gave me and how every time she calls someone else that, they think she’s weird.

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Leah: You have learned well, Young Grasshopper.

Me: Thank you, Mother Grasshopper.

Me and Leah talking on AIM about how I’ve learned writing skills from her, and how she called me “Young Grasshopper” and I called her “Mother Grasshopper” even though I’m older.