THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD

Once upon a time, there was a very determined cheerio who lived at the bottom of the box. Things were going badly for this cheerio; his wife had left him the week before, and his boss had just fired him. His friend had borrowed his car, and crashed it into a brick wall. It was cold outside, and the heat wasn't working. One day, he decided that his life was horrible and that he needed something more; he was going to try and climb to the top of the box to seek enlightenment. So, the next day, he began the long, arduous journey up the box.

After three days of hard climbing, he reached the first camp, and decided to take a rest. He stayed at the camp overnight, talking with the other climbers. There was one couple who was taking the climb for vacation, one cheerio who was training for a marathon, and one who was also seeking enlightenment at the top of the box. The two enlightenment-seeking cheerios got along famously, and they decided to take the rest of the climb together.

The next day, the two of them set off, and as they climbed, they started to hear growling. All of a sudden, they were faced with a terrifying monster, with five mouths full of razor-sharp teeth. The second cheerio didn't have a chance; the beast was upon him in a second. Thinking quickly, the first cheerio grabbed a sword he spotted on the floor, and ran the monster through. Sadly leaving the powder of his departed companion, the cheerio took the sword and continued on.

He was approaching the halfway mark when there was a violent quake, and he lost his grip and fell all the way down to the bottom. But he was a determined little cheerio, and he started the climb again. After a while, he heard growling again, and sure enough, it was another five-mouthed monster. The cheerio slew the beast with his sword, but there was another quake, and the cheerio fell all the way to the bottom of the box.

Determinedly, the cheerio decided to give it one more shot. He climbed, and climbed and climbed, until he heard more growling. He had his sword in his hand when the beast rounded the corned, and deftly decapitated it. He kept on climbing, and climbing, until finally, he reached the top of the box.

It was wonderful, amazing, better than he’d imagined, a paradise. He saw flashing lights in the distance, and as he approached them, he saw that there was a huge party. He joined the dancing, and was having the time of his life, when he felt a tap, and standing there was the most beautiful girl-cheerio he had ever seen. The two went to sit and talk. The cheerio was exhausted from all the dancing he had been doing, and very thirsty, so he went up to the bar.

“Bartender,” he said, “what non-alcoholic drinks do you have? Like, fruit juice?”

The bartender said, “I’m sorry, there is no punch line.”

A/N: xD gotcha, didn't I?