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An all-new edition of comic strips based on the adventures of Ang-Dev © online…teasing, chasing, loving, hating…it’s all here just for you guys
Angs’© Latest Heartbreak
Dev: any progress in the heartbreak department Ang?
Ang: -sniffs- No. –blows nose-. He said he hated me! Omg! I felt like smacking him there and then…Dev, I’ve got a job for you. –Composes herself- Go kick the stupid cows’ butt for me and bring his head on a platter!
Dev: O…K…your wish isn’t exactly my command, but since you’re my opposite, I’ll be sure to help you out…what do you want with the head though? Oh and…don’t exaggerate Drama-Queen!
Ang: Drama Queen?? –Gasps- Maybe I should find a replacement for you. I distinctly remember a guy volunteering to be my Partner-In-Crime. –Sniffs and glares- and btw, I want you to chop off his head and then stick it on a sword like that dude Macbeth. Then, I’ll glue it to my roof for all the birds to eat.
Dev: -wretches- Excuse me? Macbeth!? What a downer for a Devil! Replace me, will you? That ‘guy’ you ‘distinctly remember’ is afraid of me…remember the flamer? What a coward…and you choose HIM to be MY replacement? –Eyes turn white (deathly white)-
Ang: -Turns to readers- Basically, she’s in love with this dude who likes me so she’s jealous. Well, I told her that by chasing him with a flamer and burning his ass off is not a good start to a relationship. The dude was funny though. But I can’t like him…since my best friend (Dev) loves him!! –I am an angel after all-
Dev: And I am a Devil who’s just waiting for the first opportunity to strangle you Ang!! What guy are you on about? YOU’RE the freaking person –or so called Angel- trying to get me a guy! I don’t like that ‘dude’ at all! I’d prefer to burn his ass off and kick yours! You want him? Keep him! ‘Angel?’ Pfft…what-eva. –Rolls eyes-
Ang: LOL. Chill out Miss-Drama-Queen-Yourself! You are my therapeutic friend (who seriously needs to go to a shrink) but nonetheless, you’re funny. –Takes Dev’s arm- Calm down. Yoga usually works. So…breathe in…breathe out…C’mon, try it with me. –Ang rolls on the floor laughing-
Dev: -Observes Ang shrewdly and raises an eyebrow- someone call the mental asylum…she’s finally lost it. Betta give her a map while you’re at it too. It’ll save you time. –Turns away unconcerned and begins polishing horns-
Ang: -Rolls eyes and tries to keep a straight face- Okay…back to my heartbreak. Are you gonna chop off his head and kick his ass for me or NOT??
Dev: -Smiles smugly- Well, I’ll think about it…-pretends to think- Uh…nah!! Why would I? Can’t be bothered.
Ang: -sighs- I was expecting that. Shall I spill the beans about you and your double life to our readers Dev?
Dev: -Looks at Ang warily- what double life? Besides, you’re an Angel. You don’t have the right to do bad. That’s MY speciality.
Ang: Well, shouldn’t you be out there hunting down my ex and murdering him? –Stares at Dev with folded arms-
Dev: -Chuckles evilly- Fine. I can’t resist some serious chopping-off-heads anyway. (And I’m not doing this because you’re blackmailing me Ang.)
Ang: -smugly goes in search of a harp for the five minute concert coming up- Sure Dev. I believe you. (AS IF!) Meet me in Heaven in half an hour.
Dev: -frowns uncomfortably- Ang, you know I won’t get clearance to enter it. Got too many bad deeds on my head.
Ang: -Sighs as she remembers the last time Dev attempted to get past the Guard-Angels at Heavens’ door- Fine. I’ll meet you at the Two-Lives-Boundary. I’ll be waiting.
Dev: -glances at Ang as she prepares to go- Btw, Ang. What you’re doing is not very angelic you know.
Ang: -Shrugs- who said Angels can’t be bad sometimes? –Hovers away-