You're allergic to air
And your allergic to water
Yeah you're allergic to life
But you just don't care...
So why even bother?

(Chorus)
Now your throat's closing up
It's clear that you've had enough
And no I don't find it strange
It seems some things never change...

But you wanted to clear your head
So you promptly took a ride
Into the next town over,
On a road called Dream Lake Drive
But then you found out rather fast
Despite it's peaceful name,
You somehow found a darker side
Yeah, the pollen count was way too high,
By the time you'd finally arrived

(Chorus)
Now your throat's closing up
It's clear that you've had enough
And no I don't find it strange
It seems some things never change...

Well no one's life is perfect
But you're a hypochondriac
Barely living day by day
You say you are allergic
So now you're getting by on Zyrtec
So now you're getting off on Prozac

(Chorus)
Now your throat's closing up
It's clear that you've had enough
And no I don't find it strange
It seems some things never change...

Your hopes didn't turn out
To be the things that you were wanting
Now your eyes are swelling
And so there is no doubt
That your life is rather daunting
So you stay in bed all day
You're allergic anyways
Which makes you a nervous wreck
So you just pop Perkaset and say:
"It does no good to wish or pray..."

(Bridge)
With that type of thinking,
Nothing ever gets solved
Cause every solution you seek
Your problems just grow more involved
It seems you've got a reaction
To a little thing called "success"

(Chorus)
Now your throat's closing up
It's clear that you've had enough
And no I don't find it strange
It seems some things never change...

(Ending)
I swear, you're driving me insane
You always bitch and complain
That things will never change
I could spot your depression,
(From a mile away...)
I could spot your depression,
(From a mile away...)
You're just allergic to happiness...