Case OICU812

We first of course checked in with Borough Hall.

They directed us to the State Demidepartment

Of Horiculture, who then

Advised us to go back home and consult

With our local Director of

External Decor, who contracted the Committee

Of Neighborhood Planning, who worked in conjunction

With the ISP

University’s Ecological

Society. We paid an NARP-

Certified surveyor to do a drawing

Of the garden at $17 an hour. (We were

By now 4 months past the 4th of

July barbecue we wanted to have

This done by, but as this taught us you got

To plan ahead for these things.) It took all

Winter to collect the signatures of

All 69 neighbors in view of our

Front plot, & Andrew Colt held out until

We agreed on pink instead of red.

Meanwhile our Joline attended the classes

On florian tilthing (esp.

From an ecosystemal perspective)

Mandated by Title XI, twenty of

Them, every Wednesday 7-9.

Then the Committee of Neighborhood

Planning & the Ecological Society

(Of ISPU) forwarded

A recommendation for our license

(Twice) to the North Falls Executive Review

Board. We were told to log on the

Office of Private Enterprise Clearance

Webpage to download the Registry of

Legit gardening vendors & had Len

Drive 60 miles to the nearest one.

Our license was delayed in the review

And in the mail, but a couple of weeks

& phone calls after They said we would get

It We did. It turned out Colt was

Calling to complain, but anyway we had to

Wait close to a year for the right season

Again. But in the end the whole crew was

Around one evening that had this nice sunset

To plant the little pink germanium,

In our otherwise bare front plot.