OUT TAKES! (AKA: Deleted Scenes)

(A/N!!: I just wanted to say that I had a co-writer in this and wanted to give her proper credit! Thanks Judy/First Star of Night! She wrote Chapter 3 cont. in her way of "revenge" for what Sean said at the wedding about the great sex and such. Hahaha! Let the show go on!!!!!!!!)

Welcome welcome to the deleted scenes chapter! These will become a collection of scenes that I could've would've added, had I been a bit less lazy or more awake. This is also where more embarrassing moments will happen! YAY! Oh, and other random scenes that got deleted for any reason at all...including, things that might've been funny...but just didn't fit? I don't know...JUST READ IT!!! If you want to...

Chapter 1 flashback/dream:

Judy was making a mud pie for eric when she leaned over and accidently knocked it over and it went flying into Eric's face. He just sat there with mud dripping off his face when he asked.

"Hey...what was that for?"

Judy answered as she turned bright red from trying not to laugh "It was an accident"

Chapter 2:

"I cnt brh" he tried to mumble out still being caught up in the hug

"Save the words for later Tyler. I've missed you so much I just want to hug you and never let go!!!" as she started squeezing him harder

"..." he passed out on the sidewalk

"Oh stop playing around Tyler." she dragged him into the cafe with lots of people staring at her. "Now, what's that you were saying earlier?"

Ch 2: later...(still in the cafe)

Sara was playing with her food when she tricked Tyler into turning around so she could steal one of his pancakes. When he saw her stuffing her face he had a complaint!

"Heyyyy that was mine" he whined

"Not anymore" Sara mumbled through her full mouth watching him make faces at her. "Would it make you feel better if I shared some of mine too?" she asked and he nodded excitedly. "Here." she said, flinging food into his face.

"You know this means war?" Tyler shrugged

"Yup!" Sara giggled

Chapter 3:

"Marco"

"Polo"

"Marco"

"Polo" Sara and Patty were calling throughout the apartment enjoying their game while Sean was randomly walking into rooms. When he aimlessly walked into one and heard a piercing scream.

"GET OUT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?!??!" Neta yelled at him

"S...s...sorry!" Sean stammered and averted his eyes as he made a mad dash to get out of the room and close the door behind him.

Chapter 3 Cont...:

The next hour went by so quickly, Tyler and Judy’s shifts ended so they were able to drink with their friends and shot by shot everyone got drunker. Sara then dragged everyone out to the dance floor and the drunken friends danced the rest of the night. Occasional comments like Tyler’s “I’M CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!” as he staggered around made everyone laugh.

“You think you’re so great, Mr. Sparrow?” a drunk Sean challenged him. “I could take you any time!”

“Bring it on, then,” was the slurred response he heard.

The crowd of friends formed a circle around the battling boys. Slowly, they turned around in a circle, trying to intimidate the other. Any sober person would have seen this effort as useless, as they started tripping over their own feet.

A complete circle later, and the face off began. Tyler began his fight by break dancing, albeit somewhat sloppily. His turn ended when he fell on his head and muttered a quiet, “Ow.”

Meanwhile, Sean started off with his some of his traditional hip- thrusts, which surprised just about everyone there, compared to how shy he acted in class just that morning in class, as well as every other time they had seen him. While these were originally relatively innocent, he slowly inched his way over to some of the girls of the group.

One by one, he “danced” with each of the girls in the group, with some of the other guys getting a little jealous for some specific girls. Since Sean got no response from any of the girls besides more laughter, Sean pulled away and moved towards his opponent, who had finished and stood back up by this time. Tyler’s arms were crossed over his chest in a defiant movement, even as Sean started to “dance” with him.

With no response, Sean seemingly did not think about what to do next, and just pulled his pants off, revealing fire truck boxers underneath. The roar from the crowd nearly tripled within about a second afterwards as he continued with his dance with Tyler.

Apparently still not getting the response he was looking for, Sean was inches away from going one step further in his removal of clothes when Eric shouted, “Okay, I do believe Sean’s the winner here. You can stop. NOW.”

Patty then decided she needed fresh air so she untangled herself from the people surrounding her and drunkenly made her way outside.

Chapter 4:

"Am I dead?" Patty mumbled

"YES!" shouted an unknown voice

"Well...I guess that kinda sucks" she replied

"What? You don't want to spend the rest of eternity with me?" A man stepped out of the shadows.

"Heeeeh...not really..." she quickly said

"Oh...well then, I was just lying..you're alive actually" he laughed

"Idiot..."

Chapter 5:

"Patty?" Sara called "Wake up! We have to get to class" Sara continued banging on the door. Eventually she got fed up and searched around for the spare key. Once she found it she unlocked the door and walked in. Her whole apartment was covered in blood and her best friend's body was lying a couple feet away. She let out a scream and grabbed her phone to call 911.

"GOTCHYA!" Patty yelled as she jumped up to surprise her friend. Sara let out another scream then passed out. "Oops...Sara?" poke poke sigh "Oh well...you stay here then I'm going to go take a shower to get the red dye off my skin"

Chapter 6:

As some of the guests began to applaud, Sean stood up again, “And one more thing, too. GREAT SEX, for life!” Upon this statement, everyone in the room, who had already begun to sip their wine for the toast, spat their wine out. Except for Eric, who began to choke on his wine. Judy slapped him on the back, for which he thanked her – twice. The entire room roared with laughter, with the occasional outburst of “ HEAR, HEAR!”

"Thanks for looking out for us Sean, but we're already having great sex!" Judy exclaimed "We wish the same towards you and Sara too of course" she smirked.

Chapter 6 later:

"Hey Judy! Throw your bouquet!" one of the brides maids demanded as the other girls started gathering around ready to catch.

"Okay okay hold on" as she turned around ready to throw it behind her. Reaching back she threw it with all her might, accidentally too far. The flowers sailed over the waiting crowd's heads and landed in someone's face.

"OOMPH! Owwww, Judy what was that for?" they whined as all the girls' faces turned really mad when they saw who it hit in the face.

"HEY! You're a GUY!!!! You're not supposed to get the bouquet!!!!!!" someone screamed

"Awww..crud...well then I'll just have to find someone to marry me then huh?" Sean retorted

AND NOW, FOR THE GREAT FINALEEEEE!

"Hit it boys!" Eric said to the musicians as the started playing the all time famous "I'm too sexy" song. Eric, his best man Sean, and a couple of the other groomsmen had spent several hours practicing this part of the reception.

Judy was led into the center of the ring formed by the penguins in tuxes and was completely bewildered when all the guys started dancing.

"I'm too sexy for my jacket, too sexy for my jacket, too sexy for my jacket" Eric chanted and he started his "strip tease". All the other men started taking off their jackets and shirts leaving the poor newly wed bride really really confused, while it was making most of the other unmarried girls in the crowd intrigued. The song soon came to an end when the men had nothing but their pants left on and Judy let out a sigh of relief.

"You'll get to see more of this later" Eric promised. Turning bright red, Judy got up from the chair and walked away pretending none of that had happened as the band struck up another tune and the party went on!