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Author: Miss Lily Rose
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Reviews: 2 - Published: 07-26-06 - Updated: 07-26-06 - id:2219418

A witch was walking through a forest, when all of a sudden, in a blast of flame, a dragon swooped down at her. Without a moments hesitation, she whipped out her wand and zapped it, turning it into a tapestry . Cackling, she rolled it up, but found it was so large, she had to pull it along behind her. Upon reaching town, she dragged it market and set a high price upon it. A passing merchant unrolled and examined it. “ Madam,” he said frowning. “ This thing is filthy, smells of sulfur, and has strange burn marks around the edges. It’s also monstrously large for a tapestry!” The witch shrugged her shoulders. “ What do you expect? You see how big it is. It’s been a-draggin’.”



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