The bachelor life isn't quite as easy
As I thought that it would be
Some nights when I come home from work
I forget to eat dinner, and just go straight to bed
But I do not sleep 'til late
Cause I'm too lazy to fix the sheets
They haven't been changed in over three weeks
And it feels like I'm sleeping in sand

(Chorus A 2x)
My five o'clock shadow
Makes me feel restless
But it makes no real difference
Nothing really matters anymore
It can never be the way
That it used to before

I wake up the next day
Promptly at 3pm
I'm in no rush to wash my hair
It's no like I go out
Where people will say my face
My cat is my only friend, but only cause I feed her
And I don't have a new girl yet
I guess I'd rather use my hand...

(Chorus A 2x)
My five o'clock shadow
Makes me feel restless
But it makes no real difference
Nothing really matters anymore
It can never be the way
That it used to before

I don't feel like wearing pants
It just means more clothes to wash
I can't compose myself and go to the store
Cause that means wasting more gas
That I can not afford...
I quit caring today, it was too trivial
I missed rehearsal and I lost my guitar
I was depressed so I quit the band

(Chorus A 2x)
My five o'clock shadow
Makes me feel restless
But it makes no real difference
Nothing really matters anymore
It can never be the way
That it used to before

I didn't take my medicine today
And then I got real sick
I tried to relax and watch TV
But they shut off the power today
You always handled the bills...
I was going to call you yesterday
But I lost my phone, my room is so damn messy
Without you this places seems so bland

(Bridge)
I took you for granted
And now you've left me behind
Honey I love you,
So please take me back
Cause without you it's like
The volume's turned down.
But do what you want to
I know you're better off alone
But I forgot how to walk,
In fact I can barely stand

(Chorus B 2x)
But it makes no difference anyways
Nothing really matters anymore,
With out you in my life,
Without you by my side
Nothing really matters
No, not anymore...