Goodbye Minnesota!

The Children of Minnesota
are shocked and dismayed,
as their thermometers crack
unable to register this alien heat.

Polar Bears turn to legend,
Ice Burgs sinking ships
becomes more appealing
than winning the lottery.

The Children of Minnesota
hide from heat inside their homes,
and drink the world’s supply
of freshly squeezed lemonade.

Indian Summers no longer
trapped in reserves.
A White Christmas would be
a miracle on any street.

The Children of Minnesota
believe 100 degrees phenomenon.
10,000 lakes will soon evaporate—
Goodbye Children of Minnesota.