A/N: I was bored, and figured that while FEA: NA is on hold, I'd do something else. Such terrible writer's block...

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“…so then you two walk over and say your line.” The director seemed extremely annoyed. Satoru groaned and nodded, and the two took their positions.

“If they had been recording this when it actually happened, it would be so much easier,” Aviar muttered to Satoru. The boy laughed and the two began walking again.

“Action!”

Satoru promptly tripped and fell flat on his face. The director sat down in a corner and began to cry.

--

“…he’s stupid that way,” Aviar said, smiling. Satoru stood up, glaring.

“Stupid, am I?”

Kara blinked. “’Toru, that isn’t in the script.”

“And what way exactly would this way be?” Aviar dropped from the tree.

“Satoru, what the heck are you doing?” she asked.

Satoru grinned maniacally. “FOR THE WALRUSES WITH TOOTHACHES EVERYWHERE!!!”

Kara fell over. “What the hell?!”

Satoru continued chasing Aviar around the set with his staff.

--

“I’m a vampire!” Misha grinned. Kara nodded.

“That’s great.”

“Can I bite you?”

“No.”

“…”

“…”

“Can I bite you now?”

“No.”

“…”

“…”

“Now?”

Kara smacked Misha upside the head.

“OUCH! …now?”

--

Nicholai couldn’t stop sneezing. As we all know, this is a problem. Misha and Khimayri were standing there laughing and stating every animal the boy turned into.

“Walrus.”

“Tiger.”

“Monkey.”

“Bat-eared weasel.”

“Platypus.”

“Ostrich.”

“Lobster.”

“Goldfish.”

“Clam.”

“Newt.”

“Dragonfly.”

“’Skeeter.” (A/N: Mosquito ’Skeeter.)

“…nothing?”

“Oh, dear…where are you?” asked Letitia.

Nobody move. I’m a paramecium.

For the next three minutes, everyone waited for Nicholai to sneeze again. It was quite painful as well, because Aviar was standing on Sakaki’s foot. And then…

AAAGH! IT HURTS!!! KARA! MAKE IT STOP!!!

“What’s happening?” Kara asked.

I just—

The smallest sneeze in the world occurred, and Nicholai appeared beside Kara. However…

“Nikki? Where’s your left side?”

“I was a stinking CELL,” he growled. “And you know how cells reproduce, don’t you?”

Everyone shuddered. Nicholai sneezed again, and an exact clone appeared. The two sneezed one final time, and melded back together. Kara laughed and hugged the boy.

“Poor Nikki.”

--

Satoru’s eye twitched when he played video games. Nicholai had a tendency to lean forward until his nose practically touched the screen. Aviar muttered every move she made to herself. Kara leaned the direction she was going to move. And, of course, there was Letitia. This is what it sounded like to listen to her play anything:

“Forwards no left no right no back no DON’T FALL whoop saved myself hmmm now what oh I know I’ll do that and oh no you don’t nenenenenenenene oh dear, I’m singing again aren’t I?”

There is your fun fact of the day.

--

“’Kay,” Kara said into her camera, “Satoru’s supposed to be sleeping in the closet, but instead of faking it, he actually fell asleep. So I’m going to have fun with my lovely friend, Mr. Sharpie. Say hello, Mr. Sharpie.”

The sharpie did nothing.

“Great! Alrighty, then. Here we go!”

The camera zoomed in on a sleeping Satoru’s face. The sharpie lid came off. Kara cackled maniacally.

Ten minutes later, Satoru finally woke up.

“Why do I feel really high all of a sudden?”

--

“I’m bored.”

“Me, too.”

“Me, three.”

Nicholai, Khimayri, and Sakaki were sitting outside. They weren’t currently being filmed; however one of the camera people was sitting around, filming things. Unfortunately, the three boys didn’t know this. It was unbearably hot out, and the three were sitting in their boxers, sipping Bacardi Breezers and being bored. Suddenly Nicholai grinned.

“I’ll be right back,” he said, still grinning. Sakaki and Khimayri shrugged and continued sitting there.

Until, of course, Nicholai returned with a hose.

What followed was possibly one of the largest water fights in the history of anything. Nearly everyone joined in—filming was boring, anyways. Clothes were dropped until everyone was in nearly nothing, and every girl wearing white immediately regretted it.

The camera person immediately decided to post this on the internet.

A/N: There's chapter one for ya. Any outtake ideas or just stuff that could happen would be great. Leave it in a review or email it to me. (Emails are preferred.) Thankses!