A/N: It's a little romance song mixed in with a bit of humor and angst. I'll try to post up the basic melody and rhythm I've got in mind for it by next week. Sorry I can't do it now. It's 2 AM. My parents will wake up if they hear me pounding the keyboard at this time of night.

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Have you ever had a hot dog
Without the condiments?
Doesn’t it taste horribly bland
Without the condiments?

Well, that’s my life without your love,
Without your love and care.
I’m the blandest hot dog there,
Without your love and care.

I’m salad without the ranch!
I’m the steak without A1!
The fries without ketchup!
Without you, it just ain’t fun.

I’m the sweets without sugar!
I’m the lemon without the sour!
I’m the chili without the hot!
There’s nothing left but me.

Without you, I’m nothing of any worth.
What’s the point of being purple without the red?
Without you, I can’t be me,
Without living, you can’t be dead. You can’t be dead.

Have you ever read a book
Without a storyline?
Isn’t it just horribly boring
Without a storyline?

Well, that’s my life without your love,
Without your love and care.
I’m the most boring book there,
Without your love and care.

I’m the chick flick without the girls
I’m the action without the gun
I’m the adventure with nowhere to go
Without you, it just ain’t fun.

I’m the comedy without the laughs
I’m the musical without the songs
I’m the romance without the love.
There’s nothing left but me.

Without you, I’m nothing of any worth.
What’s the point of being purple without the red?
Without you, I can’t be me,
Without living, you can’t be dead. You can’t be dead.

And yet…
When I see you my heart’s set aflutter
The flavors start pouring in.
And the storyline starts to thicken.
But yeah…
I’m not the moral to your fable
I’m not the ice cream to your cone
My feelings are just left alone.

Without you, I’m nothing of any worth. Of any worth.
What’s the point of being purple without the red? Without the red?
Without you, I can’t be me, I can’t be me.
Without living, you can’t be dead. So I can’t be dead!

You can’t be dead. What’s the point of being purple without the red?
You can’t be dead. What’s the point of being purple without the red?
You can’t be dead. What’s the point of being purple without the red?
Without you, I’m nothing of any worth...